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A collection of:

Comedians on blogs and twitter   

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ChelseaVPeretti:


Twitter / ChelseaVPeretti 28 Jan 2012, 2:08 am CET

This is the bridge I used to jump off all the time! #somanymemories #bayarea http://t.co/Vw5jILgp

ChelseaVPeretti:


Twitter / ChelseaVPeretti 28 Jan 2012, 1:49 am CET

@adampally u just perfectly articulated something I have always felt but never knew how to say

ChelseaVPeretti:


Twitter / ChelseaVPeretti 28 Jan 2012, 12:20 am CET

Sea bass not a great plane snack, mackerel not a great plane snack, catfish N.A.G.P.S., etc.

ChelseaVPeretti:


Twitter / ChelseaVPeretti 28 Jan 2012, 12:19 am CET

Hot tuna casserole - not a great plane snack! Pls distribute

ChelseaVPeretti:


Twitter / ChelseaVPeretti 28 Jan 2012, 12:01 am CET

RT if you feel like ur dad was "kinda checked out"

ChelseaVPeretti:


Twitter / ChelseaVPeretti 27 Jan 2012, 11:59 pm CET

@mradamscott Heyyyyy. Did u receive my response tweet? Sent it out yesterday - let me know. Take care. From, The Perettis

ChelseaVPeretti:


Twitter / ChelseaVPeretti 27 Jan 2012, 10:04 pm CET

@TheSumster: D'Angelo Returns To The Stage: http://t.co/nY7Y9SAd” OH MY LORD IT IS ALL HAPPENING #DREAMS #POWEROFPRAYER

robdelaney:


Twitter / robdelaney 27 Jan 2012, 9:38 pm CET

Fuck you go to the eye doctor he's beautiful. RT @iVillage: just saw jerry o'connell! (but he didn't look as cute as we hoped.)

ChelseaVPeretti:


Twitter / ChelseaVPeretti 27 Jan 2012, 9:34 pm CET

@peteholmez so if we want to avoid them we just don't go to that site?

ChelseaVPeretti:


Twitter / ChelseaVPeretti 27 Jan 2012, 9:33 pm CET

@hannibalburess: http://t.co/69ReJUAP The Eric Andre show begins cohosted by me.” YAYYYY this will b grand

robdelaney:


Twitter / robdelaney 27 Jan 2012, 9:16 pm CET

RT @NickKristof: Tutu, fabulous as ever, said of gender repression: "We impoverish ourselves when we do what we do to women!" #Davos

jonwurster:


Twitter / jonwurster 27 Jan 2012, 9:12 pm CET

I don't know what those guys are complaining about, it cost me $102,462.32 to make it in indie rock.

robdelaney:


Twitter / robdelaney 27 Jan 2012, 8:57 pm CET

http://t.co/Vru69vmE RT @SamyJade: what's your Tumblr username? Can't find you.

DougBenson:


Twitter / DougBenson 27 Jan 2012, 8:53 pm CET

Eps of DOUG LOVES MOVIES from Vegas & Sac are now available at the correct price ($2) in the Comedy Album section of iTunes. @grahamelwood

ChelseaVPeretti:


Twitter / ChelseaVPeretti 27 Jan 2012, 8:40 pm CET

WE ALMOST GOT KILLT BY AN ASTEROID YESTERDAY

robhuebel:


Twitter / robhuebel 27 Jan 2012, 8:38 pm CET

The more I go through people's trash, the more I realize that people do horrible things to tissues.

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